(*) Guest Ratings
- Turkey Hill (The Standard)
- Kirkland Traditional Holiday Egg Nog Liquer* (10/10)
- Sweet Science Ice Cream Eggnog (9.5)
- Anderson Erickson (9.2)
- Chobani Oatmilk Oat Nog (9.0)*
- Target/Market Pantry Light (8.9)
- Maola Egg Nog (8.5)
- Target/Market Pantry (regular) (8.5)
- (Tie) Autumnwood Farms (8.0), Horizon Organic Low Fat Egg Nog (8.0) Kroger Rich & Creamy Egg Nog (8.0)*
- Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice (7.9)
- (Tie) Promised Land (7.8), T.G. Lee Egg Nog (7.8)*
- Kemps Santa’s Reserve Holiday Nog (7.5)
- (Tie) PET (7.0), Darigold EggNog (7.0)
- Kowalski’s (6.9)
- Whole Foods Market/365 Grade A Egg Nog (6.7)
- Schroeder (6.6)
- Fireball (6.5)
- Promised Land Old-Fashioned Egg Nog (Limited Edition) (6.3)*
- HyVee Classic Eggnog (6.0)
- Schroeder Light (5.8)
- Kellogg’s Eggo Nog Appalachian Sippin’ Cream Egg Nog Liquer (5.5)
- Lactaid (5.5)
- Trader Joe’s Light (4.9)
- Kemps Vanilla (4.5)
- Hood Light (4.2)
- Land O’ Lakes Traditional Egg Nog (4.1)
- Kemps Pumpkin Spice Holiday Nog (4)
- Prairie Farms Egg Nog (3.8)
- Organic Valley (2.9)
- Good & Gather Oatmilk Holiday Nog (2.0)*
- Bolthouse Farms Holiday Nog (1.5)
- All other Kemps (worst)
Unranked: Silk Soy, Almond Breeze, Homemade, Califia Farms Holiday Nog